A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

A little preparation goes a long way at Glastonbury © EON NEAL / AFP / Getty Images

The first challenge of Glastonbury is securing tickets for Glastonbury.

If you’re reading this, you’ve probably already succeeded in that.

The second challenge of Glastonbury is surviving Glastonbury.

Thankfully, we've got your Glastonbury guide sorted.

A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

A little preparation goes a long way at Glastonbury © EON NEAL / AFP / Getty Images

The mega-watt six-day festival returns June 22 – 26, 2022, bigger than ever with a lineup that includes Paul McCartney, Megan Thee Stallion, Billie Eilish, Dianna Ross, Kendrick Lamar and Olivia Rodrigo are among the stars announced for the first Glastonbury Festival since 2019.

With some strategic and sensible packing, the right attitude and a versatile wardrobe, you can not only survive one of the most iconic music festivals in the world but thrive in it too. We're here to guide you through until the very last song plays on Sunday night.

A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

When packing, remember you have to carry everything back as well © REBEL Media / Getty Images

Pack like a pro: don't forget the snacks

When you’re packing your bag, the quickest way to eliminate non-essential items from the pile is to remember that everything you bring, you have to bring back with you. Enthusiasm carries you and your heavy luggage through Glastonbury's gates on Wednesday morning but when you’re a brittle shell of a human on Monday morning, you deserve an easy exit. Limit your belongings to one backpack, one holdall bag full of snacks and leave one hand free to share the weight of the tent with your camping gang. Need more guidance? Check out our guide on how to pack for any festival.

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A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

Traffic is inevitable, make sure to treat your driver like royalty © Matt Cardy / Getty Images

Getting there will be a trip

No matter where you’re coming from, you have a long journey ahead of you and can expect some serious traffic. If you’re using the coach service, use this time to stock up on shut-eye. There will be plenty of time for drinking, so hold your horses until you’ve found the perfect camping spot (up next). If you’re driving, be very kind to your designated driver. Buy them treats, shower them with praise and let them have the final say on the playlist.

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A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

Camp uphill, no matter what © AOP.Press / Corbis via Getty Images

The perfect camping spot should be uphill

It’s easy to get stressed out about snagging a spot in the coolest campsite but each area fills up on a first-come, first-serve basis, so if you don’t get your top campsite, be tactical in where you pitch your tent. Our number one tip is to aim for an uphill spot to avoid any possible flooding. The rest, is about compromise.

If you camp along a pathway, you’ll hear snippets of hilarious conversations all weekend long which might keep you awake at night but will make for good anecdotes later. If you camp near the portaloos, you’ll have to face the wrath of the stench but preemptively get ahead of the queues at peak times. If you camp near the entrance, you’ll have a long walk into the main arena but your exit on Monday will be made a bit easier.  Before you commit to hammering in those pegs, let it be known that Pennard Hill Ground is the 'lively' campsite, Lime Kiln & Hitchen Hill are generally on the quieter side.

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A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

Wellies are a must © Gideon Mendel / Corbis via Getty Images

Function versus fashion: prepare for rain and mud

There are two types of Glastonbury; the wet kind, and the dry kind. If the forecast is for rain, don’t cheap out on a raincoat or underestimate the power of a solid welly boot. The wonderful thing about wet gear is that you can rock your best-sequined garms beneath a waterproof exterior and do a sparkling reveal once you’ve found shelter in a dance tent. If you’re pairing wellies with shorts, wear knee-length socks or roll your boots down because calf burn is real. If the sun does decide to make an appearance, keep layers tied around your waist because sun-scorched skin at night is no reveler's delight.

Create your own first aid kit: here's what you need

During your five-day stint, you will endure the following: sleepless nights, irregular meal times, dance marathons, explosive hangovers, bouts of dehydration and the constant threat of hayfever. While prevention is the best cure, preparation is the best remedy. Pack a ziplock bag with painkillers, anti-nausea medication, gentle laxatives, electrolyte powders, antihistamines, plasters, heartburn medication and the all-important anti-diarrhea medication. You and your bowels will communicate like never before at this festival.

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A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

Establish meeting points early on in a festival situation – 'Meet you at the exploding spider later?' © Simone Joyner / Getty Images

The most essential 'essentials' are…essential 

At all times, have the following on your person: a reusable water bottle, toilet paper, hand sanitizer and sun lotion.  Bring a portable charger pack but remember that your phone is not an essential item – live in the moment! Phones are infamously unreliable in festival situations, so wear a watch and on your first day there, pick out different landmarks or stalls that will act as your official meeting spots all weekend long. If your gig plans vary from your friends’ plans, all you have to say is, “see you around midnight in front of the katsu curry stand,” rather than constantly trying to find signal. Or, even better, bring a tall, personalized flag so your friends can spot you from the back end of the Pyramid Stage.

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Fight the FOMO and pace yourself…

With over 1100 acres and close to 100 music venues or stages to explore, you might feel like you have to be everywhere at once and do everything that Glasto veterans told you to do. But, a little tip from the top, you can't do everything. Due to the size of the site and with over 210,000 people to wade through, splitting half a set might suck the enjoyment out of the night.  So be flexible with your timetable and accept that you simply cannot be in two places at once. Fun is on tap 24 hours a day at Glastonbury, so if you need to sneak a nap in during the day, fight the FOMO and rest safe in the knowledge there's a lot of fun in your near future.

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A handy guide to Glastonbury 2022: Paul McCartney, Diana Ross and everything you need to know

Be flexible with your schedule to make the most of Glastonbury © Matt Cardy / Getty Images

But don’t waste the day away at the campsite

Watch the sunrise at Stone Circle. Warm-up by the fires of Arcadia’s Pangea. Watch Diana Ross perform at the Sunday 'legend' slot on the Pyramid Stage. Find the tunnel under the railway track that connects the Greenpeace Field and Green Futures. Get into Shangri-La early and got lost in there for the night. Dance until 6am in the NYC Downlow. Find the new hidden gem micro venue No Average Groove in the Silver Hayes area. But most importantly, throw out the rulebook, and enjoy your lucky self.

 

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